Nagging wife on bicycle to defeated downtrodden husband on bicycle: The more I talk to you, the more my stomach is getting aggravated… 'cause you're an asshole! –South Beach Boardwalk, New York Overheard by: J9 and G-Rod
Elderly man, taking picture of his wife on the beach: You look like you're having an orgasm!
Wife: How would you know? –Pass-A-Grille Beach, Florida Overheard by: The girl who almost ended up in the picture.
Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z. –Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Elderly husband to leather-tanned wife taking top off on the beach: Jesus Christ, Mary! Put those things away,will you? Nobody wants to see that. –Playa Del Carmen, Mexico
Girlfriend: It’s so beautiful here in Cape Cod. Wasn’t David Copperfield set in Cape Cod?
Boyfriend: Wait? You mean like the magician? –Ferry to Nantucket, Massachusetts Overheard by: JFN
Bimbette to boyfriend: So yeah, I like, went to Cabo over spring break, and there were like Mexicans everywhere! Yeah, it was horrible. –Michigan
Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens. –Grand Haven, Michigan Overheard by: Lisa
Freezing 20-something to boyfriend: I can't feel my nipples! I can't feel my nipples! Oh my god! That water's so freaking cold! (to friend) Brenda*! I can't feel my nipples! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: I wish I could
Girlfriend: Some of my favorite times are lying on the beach with my head in your lap.
Boyfriend: Yeah, a lot of my favorite times involve your head in my crotch, too. –The Point, Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Greg P
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Borat was from Kazakhstan–that's a real country!
Boyfriend: No it's not!
Girlfriend: Yes it is, it's over in the Eastern European area! You are so up your ass right now! –Kaanapali Beach, Maui, Hawaii Overheard by: Megan