Man: In Europe, all little children are naked. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: I heard about that
Waitress: Do you want cheddar, mozzarella, or Swiss on your burger?
Customer: Um… American? –The Purple Parrot, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Hollywood
Girl #1: Do you think before you speak?
Girl #2: Well, sometimes I just run my mouth off and hope what I’m saying is true. But then I figure, if it’s not, who’s going to call me on it?
Girl #1: So…tell me about what happened last night again?
Girl #2: Wait, what did I tell you? I don’t remember if I lied. –Dewey Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Chel Sea
Pompous failed astronomer: So, the reason there was a half moon last night was that the Earth gets in between the sun and the moon [arranges water bottles to demonstrate]. It’s kind of like an eclipse, but the Earth only covers half the moon, so you see the rest.
Chick: Oh, okay. Interesting.
Pompous failed astronomer: It’s really just thinking logically. Something has to cast a shadow on the moon. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: not the only one laughing at him
Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us? –Lewes, Delaware Overheard by: Graz
Small boy running back from the ocean: Mom! I have to pee!
Mom: Just go in the ocean.
Boy: I tried, but the waves kept pushing my pants back up! –Bethany Beach, Delaware
Girl to guy: So, wait, remind me again when you told me you were going to be a bridesmaid. I feel like I haven't been making fun of you enough for that.
Guy: It was a while ago.
Girl: Wow, I have some major mocking to do! –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Stoned nerd (talking about his sub order): I've got six inches!
Stoned girl: Lucky. I got the lesbian choice, a fuckin' sandwich. Cuz the sandwich is like a vagina and the sub is like a dick, ya know?
Stoned nerd: No, I totally understand. And I'm okay with that. –Wawa, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Queer looking at screaming queer in water: Maybe I’m not gay. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: laughing entirely too much
Mother to crying three-year-old: Billy, you need to work on your emotional fragility. Take a deep cleansing breath. You know, you are a sensitive and caring boy, and that's a strength. But right now it's a weakness and you need to stop it. –Delaware