Middle-aged woman to friend: Well, she had to get it long before she could use it. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Tim Berzins
Toddler pointing to cotton candy: I want that ice cream!
Mom: That’s not ice cream.
Toddler: What is it?
Mom: That’s insulation. It’s for your attic. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Aaron
Girl: He gets so tan!
Guy: I tell you, you look at his hand and you’d think that man was black!
Girl: You know, his mom’s husband is black. That’s why we tease him about that so much.
Guy: Really? His step-dad is black?
Guy: Wouldn’t you be pissed?
Girl: Yeah, well, his mom treats him like shit anyway. Brief pause. Girl: I’m rethinking the doctor thing.
Girl: Yeah, surgeon or oncologist or whatever I become. I wouldn’t be able to have a family. –Rehoboth, Delaware Overheard by: kristen
Little boy with faux tattoo heading to wading pool: Hey, let’s all get in the pool and get naked!
Little girl: With you? Ewww! –Sea Colony, Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: RexGee
Man: In Europe, all little children are naked. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: I heard about that
Waitress: Do you want cheddar, mozzarella, or Swiss on your burger?
Customer: Um… American? –The Purple Parrot, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Hollywood
Girl #1: Do you think before you speak?
Girl #2: Well, sometimes I just run my mouth off and hope what I’m saying is true. But then I figure, if it’s not, who’s going to call me on it?
Girl #1: So…tell me about what happened last night again?
Girl #2: Wait, what did I tell you? I don’t remember if I lied. –Dewey Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Chel Sea
Pompous failed astronomer: So, the reason there was a half moon last night was that the Earth gets in between the sun and the moon [arranges water bottles to demonstrate]. It’s kind of like an eclipse, but the Earth only covers half the moon, so you see the rest.
Chick: Oh, okay. Interesting.
Pompous failed astronomer: It’s really just thinking logically. Something has to cast a shadow on the moon. –Bethany Beach, Delaware Overheard by: not the only one laughing at him
Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us? –Lewes, Delaware Overheard by: Graz
Small boy running back from the ocean: Mom! I have to pee!
Mom: Just go in the ocean.
Boy: I tried, but the waves kept pushing my pants back up! –Bethany Beach, Delaware