Drunk boy: Anemic? Isn't that when you eat too much white bread? –Poolside, Perth, Australia
Fat guy on cell: I'm not interested. Throw my food at the dog. –Rhyl, Wales Overheard by: Jake
Teenage girl #1: Yeah, my dad’s getting re-married this summer.
Teenage girl #2: Omigod, my dad just got one of those Filipino mail order brides, and let me tell you, they make the best egg rolls ever. –Nassau, Bahamas Overheard by: Spring Break wooooo!
Jersey woman, to seagull: Get away, you lazy sonofabitch! Go find your own food! [to friends] Just like Mexicans. –Wildwood, New Jersey Overheard by: Dan
Vendor: Hey, buy some pizza!
Chick: I don’t like bread.
Vendor: Then just eat the cheese!
Chick: I’m lactose-intolerant.
Vendor: Fro-zen yo-gurt! –Venice Beach, California
Woman: I’m starving! Let’s go get something at Burger King.
Friend: So am I. Hey, did you know that Burger King sells veggie burgers? I just found that out the other day.
Woman: Really? Veggie burgers? What do they use? Like, turkey? –Panama City Beach, Florida
Toddler pointing to cotton candy: I want that ice cream!
Mom: That’s not ice cream.
Toddler: What is it?
Mom: That’s insulation. It’s for your attic. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Aaron
Chick #1: Do you want your sandwich?
Chick #2: Nah, it hasn’t been refrigerated.
Chick #1: Well, it’s just lunch meat, it’s not real meat anyways.
Chick #2: Yea… –Lake Tahoe, California
Waitress: Do you want cheddar, mozzarella, or Swiss on your burger?
Customer: Um… American? –The Purple Parrot, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Hollywood
Girl #1: Hey, see those guys we went out on the date with that time?
Girl #2: Where?
Girl #1: Up there with the big-ass cooler and grill. I told you we shoulda gone out on another date with them. We coulda been up there drinkin’ beer and eating hot dog right now. –Cabbage Beach, Paradise Island, Bahamas Overheard by: d