Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls. –Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon Overheard by: Drewlicious
Tween in one-piece: Amber’s parents let her wear a bikini.
Dad: But her parents love her.
Teen brother: No, they don’t. She’s just a 10-year-old slut. –Lake Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canadia Overheard by: Jenny
12-year-old boy to boogie boarding pal: You just did a 360! That was so awesome! We should all give you blowjobs for that! Even your brother!
Friend: Dude, you are so gay. –Monterey Beach, New Jersey Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith
10-year-old girl: My virgin arms! My virgin arms! –Belmar, New Jersey Overheard by: Confused
Amateur oncologist: Having a baby? That’s like growing a tumor with a brain inside of you. –Good Harbor Beach, Gloucester, Massachusetts Overheard by: concerned citizens
Queer #1 reaching for sunscreen: Okay, I need someone to do my back!
Queer #2: Ewww.
Queer #1: Oh, shut up you skanky-ass, motherfucking whore! –Cherry Grove Beach, Fire Island, New York Overheard by: Marizzle
Frivolous tourist: What’s that?
Earnest tourist: That’s an aircraft carrier. San Diego is a big Navy port.
Frivolous tourist: Well, I think it just clutters up the look of the harbor. –San Diego, California Overheard by: Teresa Minnich
Cheesy 15-year-old boy: I can’t believe you were about to go up to him and say that. Ha, ha, ha.
Cheesy 15-year-old girl: Wouldn’t be the first time I made someone cry.
Cheesy 15-year-old boy: You’re a whore. –Ocean City, New Jersey
Girl #1: Man, I think I got a yeast infection from that dude.
Girl #2: That fucking sucks.
Girl #1: Tell me about it. Getting laid is killing my sex life. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: hillary claire
Chick: You didn’t bring the towels?!
Dude: Sorry, I forgot! Just lay in the sand!
Chick: I can’t! You know it always gets up inside of me! –Daytona Beach, Florida