Swedish guy, to French guy: So you’re telling me I just paid like 1,000 Euro to go here and find out that some fuckin’ frogshagger screwed my girlfriend? French guy says nothing. Swedish guy: Hey, that’s three words for “intercourse” in one sentence! Personal record! –Côte d’Azur, France Overheard by: Another Swede
Girl: I’m so tired.
Boy: Well that’s because you were up all night having sex, and whose fault is that?
Girl: My vagina’s. I can’t control her. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: yellow mushroom
Guido in wife beater and jeans halfway down his ass: Anal sex hurts me. –Belmar, New Jersey
Local dude, trying to get me to buy a jet-ski ride: You can drink and drive. It’s paradise! –Paradise Island, The Bahamas Overheard by: Drunken Swimmer
Male boater to girl that always gets yelled at by the boss: So, are you thinking of doing this job again next summer?
Girl: Not if it means working for Rich. He's left a bad taste in my mouth. –Lake George, New York
Guy #1: Oh, shit, I just realized we’re in Tampa!
Guy #2: So?
Guy #1: Tampa!
Guy #2: Oh, bukkake, right? –St. Petersburg Beach, Florida
Tourist guy #1: I never thought you’d look good in Bermuda shorts.
Tourist guy #2: Right.
Tourist guy #1: But you do! You really do! –Broadsands, South Devon, United Kingdom
Girl: If I use cooking oil, do you think I’ll tan twice as fast?
Boy: No, but you’ll probably smell like bacon. –Corolla, Outer Banks, North Carolina Overheard by: Mandy
Girl to boy: Look at the sea otters! So romantic! …touch my breasts. –Tacoma, Washington
Person #1: I don't want to go in the water.
Person #2: Why? We came all the way to the beach…
Person #1: It's cold in the water.
Person #2: You were the one that wanted to come.
Person #1: Yes, but I didn't want to go in the water.
Person #2: Why ever not?
Person #1: There are crabs in the water. I don't want people to think I'm promiscuous. –Plymouth Beach, Virginia