20-ish blonde: What time is it in Florida? –Ocean City, New Jersey
Dude: I’m looking for a rock that represents me. –Sandy Neck Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by: Katherine
Brainiac: Are you allowed to skinny dip here? –Nude beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey
Salty sea dog: And the new LED Christmas lights? They’ll never burn down your Christmas tree. You’ll have to do that yourself. –Morro Bay, California Overheard by: Colin
Chick #1: Why does that hurt your arms but nowhere else?
Chick #2: I dunno. It just does. I have weak arms.
Chick #1: I think you have leukemia…Don’t laugh! Leukemia is a horrible disease! –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
Dude: I don’t have an STD… But I want one! –Panama City Beach, Florida Overheard by: katie
Passenger: Excuse me, sir, but does that staircase go up or down?
Crew member: Yes. –Boarding a cruise ship
Bimbette: What is it about the beach that attracts sunlight?
Guy: Attracts sunlight?
Bimbette: Yeah, it’s always sunnier at the beach.
Guy: Uh, maybe you need to sit in the shade for a while. –Sandy Point State Park, Maryland
Teen #1: … And then I got, like, swept out into the Pacific! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don’t you mean the Atlantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are retards. That’s the Gulf of Mexico!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh. –St. Simons Island, Georgia Overheard by: just out for a walk
Teen bimbette: So I heard about this new band that just came out. The lead singer is really cute… they’re called The Doors. –South California