Archive for the ‘Kids’ Category

A+ Nose-Picking, Though.

Older brother: Okay, okay, run around and grab all the sand and pick it up and throw it on the ground as fast as you can.
(little brother stares cluelessly at older brother)
Older brother: No, you fail! –Long Beach Island, New Jersey Overheard by: Joseph Hammerman

And Not the Exciting Kind

Little girl: What does that sign mean?
Father: That means ‘Pedestrians,’ sweetie.
Little girl: Are we pedestrians?
Father: Yes, we are.
Little girl: Oh… I thought we were Catholics. –Beach near Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands Overheard by: Daan