Archive for the ‘Kids’ Category

And That's All I Know

Little boy from Georgia: My mom says y’all are Yankees.
Little boy from Connecticut: Uh-uh, not me. I’m a Red Sox. –Pawley’s Island, South Carolina Overheard by: Big girl from Connecticut

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Little boy: My daddy isn’t here.
Girl #1: He isn’t here? Where is he?
Little boy: In the garbage.
Girl #2: Why is he in the garbage?
Little boy: He is in the garbage.
Girl #1: Why?
Little boy: Because he doesn’t like my Skechers. –Cocoa Beach, Florida Overheard by: megan