French backpacker waiting for bus, in heavy French accent: Please, someone take a picture of this obnoxiousnezz! –Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica Overheard by: RaindanceRichard
Child: Does that man have an accent?
Mother: He might just be retarded. –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: Rex
Mom: What did that lady ask you?
Little girl, wearing “Cerveza With a Smile” shirt: She asked what my shirt said.
Mom: Do you know what it says?
Grandpa: Service with a smile. –Cedar Point, Ohio Overheard by: devin the artist
American beach-goer #1: I wonder if the people here have trouble understanding us sometimes.
American beach-goer #2: Why would they?
American beach-goer #1: Because of our accents.
American beach-goer #2: But we don’t have accents. –Edinburgh, Scotland
Guy on cell: I don't know, it may just be the chlamydia talking, though. –Destin, Florida
Male tourist speaking in German: Look at that guy's Speedo!
Female tourist speaking in German: Eeew. And his friend really needs to shave his back.
Male tourist speaking in German: I am so glad no one understands what we are saying.
Female tourist speaking in German: I know! –South Beach, Florida Overheard by: German-speaker
English girl reading menu: Oh my god. What? It’s all in foreign! –Beach cafe, Northern France Overheard by: Jess
Guy #1: The only problem I have with [my Blackberry] is when I have to type in French.
Guy #2: Oh. My problem with typing in French is that I hate everyone that I’m addressing. –Jones Beach, New York
Tourist with thick New Jersey accent: These people are so stupid! They don't even speak American. –Huatulco, Mexico
American: Why did she stare at me like that? Is my accent that horrible? Did I say something wrong?
Japanese-American: Your accent isn’t that bad. But you made the Japanese “fuck you” gesture with your hands. –Beach near Tokyo