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Wait, So if I Take My Shirt Off, You Can See Through It?

Two girls are dancing in their car, while listening to ‘Boom Boom Boom Boom.’ Driver’s seat: Dude, I wonder if people are staring at us right now.
Passenger’s seat: We’re in a car. No one can see us! We have tinted windows!
Driver’s seat: Dude. All the windows are down. –Spring Lake, New Jersey Overheard by: Thank god I have a high IQ

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Whatever– That's What You Said About Grand Theft Auto

(group of awkward band geeks on the beach)
Girl #1
: Did Dave* and Tina* go back to the house again?

Girl #2: Yes, the whole prom weekend all they have been doing is sneaking off to be alone.
Girl #1: You know they’ve been having sex all the time, don’t you?
(boy next to girl #2 sits up)
Girl #2
: If you do it too much it’s not fun anymore.


–Trenton Avenue, Sea Girt, New Jersey

Overheard by: Girt Girl

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