Archive for the ‘New Jersey’ Category

A+ Nose-Picking, Though.

Older brother: Okay, okay, run around and grab all the sand and pick it up and throw it on the ground as fast as you can.
(little brother stares cluelessly at older brother)
Older brother: No, you fail! –Long Beach Island, New Jersey Overheard by: Joseph Hammerman

Do You Expect Me to Take This Shit From You?

Male beach-goer #1: Wait, how did I get stuck carrying the poop?
Male beach-goer #2: You didn’t.
Male beach-goer #1: Isn’t the poop in this bag?
Male beach-goer #2: Ok, yes, technically speaking, you’re carrying the poop.
Male beach-goer #1: Oh my God! No one’s ever said that to me before. –Island Beach State Park, New Jersey Overheard by: Poopfactory