20-ish blonde: What time is it in Florida? –Ocean City, New Jersey
Dude on cell: Yeah, but dude, what could she have done that was so bad you had to hit her in the face with a bottle? –Monmouth Beach, New Jersey
Brainiac: Are you allowed to skinny dip here? –Nude beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey
Drunk teen guy: If I had a vag, I'd totally stick drugs and shit up there! –Lavalette, New Jersey Overheard by: I have one, but I don't
12-year-old boy to boogie boarding pal: You just did a 360! That was so awesome! We should all give you blowjobs for that! Even your brother!
Friend: Dude, you are so gay. –Monterey Beach, New Jersey Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith
10-year-old girl: My virgin arms! My virgin arms! –Belmar, New Jersey Overheard by: Confused
Little brother: Aren't you glad we watched Shark Week when we were in North Carolina and not like, last night?
Big brother (sarcastically): Yeah. Great. Because sharks never come here.
Little brother: Well, at least it's not Florida. Or South Africa. –Avon, New Jersey
Girl running along shore: Smoke weed every day!
Black lady on beach blanket: Hallelujah! Come here, baby! Girl runs to black lady, who stands and hugs her and kisses her. Black lady: Smoke weed, God bless you! –Seaside Heights, New Jersey Overheard by: t-money
Cheesy 15-year-old boy: I can’t believe you were about to go up to him and say that. Ha, ha, ha.
Cheesy 15-year-old girl: Wouldn’t be the first time I made someone cry.
Cheesy 15-year-old boy: You’re a whore. –Ocean City, New Jersey
Girl #1: So have you spoken to him at all?
Girl #2: A little. I think he might be ready to get back together soon.
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #2: Well, this might be overanalyzing, but his last move on Scrabulous was “sorry”. –New Jersey