Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls. –Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon Overheard by: Drewlicious
Teenage son: Mom, did dad ever kiss me? Like when I was little?
Mom: Your dad kissed you.
Teenage son: Yeah, but did he ever kiss me on the lips?
Mom: I'm not sure what you're asking. –Cannon Beach, Oregon Overheard by: Ann
Old lady to another: She would do anything for a marshmallow! –Seaside, Oregon Overheard by: Arianne
Frat boy #1: Dude, look! A sea enema!
Frat boy #2: Dumbass, it’s sea a-nenema.
Frat boy #1: Fuck. My bad. –Sunset Bay, Oregon Overheard by: Ahkuah Mahn
Dude: You know you’re turning me on, right?
Hootchie: Do you want me to stop?
Dude: No. No, I don’t.
Hootchie: If you didn’t have a girfriend, I’d fuck you so hard you wouldn’t recognize Jesus. –Newport, Oregon Overheard by: Sonora
Crazy lady: I told you, I don’t want to be the goddamn queen of Russia. –Haystack Rock, Oregon Overheard by: Luke
Husband: Let’s take a surfing lesson.
Wife: The water’s too cold.
Husband: We can rent a wet suit.
Wife: That would be like wearing someone else’s condom. –Cannon Beach, Oregon Overheard by: macdog
Little city boy chasing seagull on the beach: Come here, you flying chicken!
Mom: That is not a chicken, that is a pigeon or something!
Little boy: I said come here, come here, you chicken head! –Seaside, Oregon
Young boy: Look dad, somebody dropped some peanuts.
Male surfer: Sir, I wouldn’t eat them, I think they came out of someone’s rear end.
Young boy: So these are ass nuts? Awesome! –Florence, Oregon Overheard by: Johm
Old hairy guy: Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!
Dumb blonde: Huh? The ocean? I thought you said we were going to the beach! –Beverly Beach, Oregon Overheard by: please tell me she’s kidding