Mom to little boy: You do not pee on somebody unless they ask you to! –Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina Overheard by: mad-the-hatter
Small boy running back from the ocean: Mom! I have to pee!
Mom: Just go in the ocean.
Boy: I tried, but the waves kept pushing my pants back up! –Bethany Beach, Delaware
Girl, loudly: I need to pee, but I’m still too close to other people. –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: moving away quickly
Girl: I think I'm horny… Maybe I just have to pee.
Friend: Go pee, then get back to me. –San Diego, California
Teen girl #1: I can’t believe people pee in the ocean — it’s so gross.
Teen girl #2: I know, right!
Teen girl #1: Yeah, I only pee in swimming pools. It’s cleaner. –Venice Beach, California Overheard by: I prefer the toilet
Drinking dude: He was a cool guy until he pissed in the closet. –Long Beach, New York
Fat blubbery man to wife: C'mon already! Let's go in the water–I gotta take a piss! –Caribbean Overheard by: Grossed Out
Girl: Can you tell me why you’re pissing on the sand?
Guy: We’re in Jersey.
Girl: Yeah, so?
Guy: Jersey’s dirty. It’s your duty as an American to fuckin’ keep it that way, bitch. –Merivale Avenue, Beach Haven, New Jersey Overheard by: Snow White
Big mama in bathroom stall with daughter: Hurry up and pee!
Young girl: Mommy, I can’t pee with other people around!
Big mama: Honey, if and when you go to jail, you gonna hafta pee in front of other people. –Scarborough Beach, Rhode Island Overheard by: Riley
Teen girl #1: Are you done yet?
Teen girl #2: Still haven’t done it yet… By the way, you might not want to get in the way of the current!
Boy: Gross! She’s peeing!
Teen girl #2: Shhh! Everyone can hear you! –Long Beach Island, New Jersey