Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you? –Beach Lake, Pennsylvania
Girl to boyfriend: All I have to do is finish this project, and I got my degree!
Boyfriend: You know what's a degree? Your vagina! –Gulf Coast University, Florida
Girl #1: I didn’t break any of the 10 Commandments today ’cause I was on a plane.
Girl #2: What’s a plane? –Malibu, California
Irritated mother: So, the dance is really just a DJ playing music for an hour, it's very informal.
Blonde teen: So, does that mean it's unformal? –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: hahahahaha
Drunk boy: Anemic? Isn't that when you eat too much white bread? –Poolside, Perth, Australia
60-something woman: So, you know Susan?
60-something friend: Oh gosh, yes! We've been to all her nude parties! –Anna Maria Island, Florida Overheard by: Too much information
Wife: Frank, you heard about the 11 second rule?
Husband, staring at hot nude chick nearby: What?
Wife: The 11 second rule. If the cops catch you staring at breasts for more than 11 seconds, you have to go to jail.
Husband: No way.
Wife: And keep in mind, there are lots of gay men on this beach. –Race Point Nude Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Teenage girl in expensive yoga pants to meek mother: Move to France? Why the hell would I move to France? That's the dumbest thing I've heard you say in, like, forever. Stop trying to live your, like, stupid dreams and stuff through me! –Coffee Shop in the Beach, Toronto, Canadia
Brunette: When's your anniversary?
Brunette: Oh, today?
Blonde: No, May.
Brunette: Oh, mine too.
Blond: When's your anniversary?
Brunette: May. –Rockaway Beach, New York
Boss: What do you call this finger in English?
Employee: The ring finger.
Boss: Ok, how about this one?
Employee: Uh, hold it right there [takes a picture] That’s the middle finger.
Boss: I see. How about the little one? Translated from the Japanese –Beach BBQ in Toyama, Japan