Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers! –El Granada, California Overheard by: davo
Girl: He gets so tan!
Guy: I tell you, you look at his hand and you’d think that man was black!
Girl: You know, his mom’s husband is black. That’s why we tease him about that so much.
Guy: Really? His step-dad is black?
Guy: Wouldn’t you be pissed?
Girl: Yeah, well, his mom treats him like shit anyway. Brief pause. Girl: I’m rethinking the doctor thing.
Girl: Yeah, surgeon or oncologist or whatever I become. I wouldn’t be able to have a family. –Rehoboth, Delaware Overheard by: kristen
Girl on cell: What? Baby, what are you talking about? Why would you want to adopt a Negro? –Clearwater, Florida Overheard by: Hana
Guy on cell: Dude, you gotta come down here…I'm about to jump in the ocean and scream at the universe and I want you to help me! (pause) Okay, yeah, send the brown people down. –Miami Beach, Florida
Teenage Indian boy to friends running across hot sand: My people do this, so I should be able to also! –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Rachel
Dude: Yo, that guy’s Asian as hell! –Nag’s Head, North Carolina Overheard by: alxie
Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach.
White guy #1: She is pretty hot. I’m gonna go talk to her.
White guy #2: Chicks like that always have some huge black dude waiting to beat your ass for looking at them.
White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.
White guy #2: How?
White guy #1: Her tits are fake. –South Beach, Florida Overheard by: PS
Inner city youth on kayak #1: You're paddling like a nigga.
Inner city youth on kayak #2: Shut up, you're black too! –Catalina Island, California Overheard by: DanO
White college girl: Every time I see them, I'm like, “Asians!” and they're like, “whitey!” –Long Beach, California