Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

Whatever– That's What You Said About Grand Theft Auto

(group of awkward band geeks on the beach)
Girl #1
: Did Dave* and Tina* go back to the house again?

Girl #2: Yes, the whole prom weekend all they have been doing is sneaking off to be alone.
Girl #1: You know they’ve been having sex all the time, don’t you?
(boy next to girl #2 sits up)
Girl #2
: If you do it too much it’s not fun anymore.


–Trenton Avenue, Sea Girt, New Jersey

Overheard by: Girt Girl

Maybe Because the Fiancé Already Had Her Fist in It

20-Something chick #1: So Brad and I went up to the mountains with his friend Greg and Greg’s fiancé. Brad and Greg went out to unpack the car, and she and I just started going at it.
30-Something chick #2: You guys were making out?
30-Something chick #1: It was way intense.
30-Something chick #2: Wow.
30-Something chick #1: Then Brad and Greg came back in the house, and Greg started, like, totally freaking out. I mean, he just wasn’t, like…feeling my openness!

–San Diego, California

Overheard by: gefiltepez

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Get Back in the Dating Pool

Teen girl: I heard there are sharks in the lake.
Teen boy: That’s probably not true.
Teen girl: It’s true. Like, somebody got killed here by a shark.
Teen boy: I think you have upstate New York confused with anywhere with a shoreline.
Teen girl: But…
Teen boy: ‘But’-nothing if you wanna get fucked later.

–Lake George, New York