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Meanwhile, the Tooth Fairy Harvests Your Body Parts

Teenage girl #1: Wait, if there's a Mrs. Claus and Santa, then how come he doesn't have any kids?
Teenage girl #2: Well, all the children in the world are his kids.
Teenage girl #1: Santa's kind of a pedophile if you think about it. Like, I'll sneak into your house and give you presents if you love me.
Teenage girl #2: Yeah, ew. –Misquamicit Beach, Rhode Island Overheard by: Amanda

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