Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us? –Lewes, Delaware Overheard by: Graz
Girl: I’m so tired.
Boy: Well that’s because you were up all night having sex, and whose fault is that?
Girl: My vagina’s. I can’t control her. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: yellow mushroom
College chick on cell: I’m like, ‘Why do I have to have dreams about us breaking up? Why can’t I have dreams like I used to… Like when I was fucking Bob Saget?’ –Fort Lauderdale, Florida Overheard by: Ava
Girl: So, out of all the people in this circle, who have you been sexually involved with?
Queer: Does pecking count?
Girl: Yes. Queer points at everyone. Girl 1: You man-whore! So, if pecking doesn’t count, who have you done anything with?
Queer: Everyone except her.
Girl: So you’re still a whore. –Centennial Beach, British Columbia, Canadia Overheard by: shutterbug
Teenage girl: So I’ve decided not to be a slut anymore. –Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey
Guy: Okay, first person to find a used condom wins a prize! –Coney Island Beach, New York
Kid: Mom, how come the birds are wrestling each other?
Mom: They hate each other, that’s why. –Children’s Beach, Nantucket, Massachusetts Overheard by: I know why the caged bird sings
Tween boy #1: Dude, I’m gonna cleave the beaver.
Tween boy #2: When?
Tween boy #1: Tonight.
Tween boy #2: Sweet. You’ll have to tell me how the beaver tastes.
Passerby: Do you even know what a beaver is?
Tween boy #2: Yeah, it’s an animal, stupid. –Beaver Island State Park, Grand Island, New York
Old woman #1: So did you get that dirty book I was talking about?
Old woman #2: No, I couldn't find it. They don't sell them at Barnes and Noble. I have to look on Amazon.
Old woman #1: The one I read is really graphic. This girl is this room, watching two people doing it.
Old woman #2: Yeah, I'm saving some of them to read on the plane ride. –Sandy Hook, New Jersey Overheard by: caySAYhey
Woman #1: Italian men make the best lovers.
Woman #2: Why?
Woman #1: They have lots of stamina. They last longer and their penises are bigger.
Woman #2: What’s the opposite of that? –Wellfleet, Massachusetts