Girl: I'm really allergic to bugs, so that's why I'm scared of jellyfish. –Destin, Florida Overheard by: right, because jellyfish are just really big bugs
Old man to wife, in Russian: What sign are you?
Woman: I'm a fish.
Old man: Shark, son of a bitch. –Hallandale Beach Boulevard, Florida Overheard by: superemanuella
Angry father, trying to climb into boat with son: Turn off the fucking engine, man! I've got a fucking five-year-old here! Jesus, use your fucking head! –The Hamptons, New York
Stoned girl: It’s really windy today. I wonder what it is on the Richter scale? –Brighton Beach, United Kingdom Overheard by: Chicken King
American tourist looking at beach: Whoa! There's a lot of sand! –Beach, Australia
Pilot on PA: We’ll be making our final descent to Oahu International Airport shortly.
Blonde cheerleader: Oh my god! I thought we were going to Honolulu!
9-year-old boy nearby: Honolulu is the city on Oahu, you idiot.
Blonde cheerleader: Oh… Well, how am I supposed to know that? –Plane to Hawaii Overheard by: Derek
Jersey woman, to seagull: Get away, you lazy sonofabitch! Go find your own food! [to friends] Just like Mexicans. –Wildwood, New Jersey Overheard by: Dan
Furious teenage boy to other teens: Just because you call “no-homo” before you do something doesn't mean it's not gay! –Coney Island, New York
Woman: I’m starving! Let’s go get something at Burger King.
Friend: So am I. Hey, did you know that Burger King sells veggie burgers? I just found that out the other day.
Woman: Really? Veggie burgers? What do they use? Like, turkey? –Panama City Beach, Florida
Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers! –El Granada, California Overheard by: davo