Amateur oncologist: Having a baby? That’s like growing a tumor with a brain inside of you. –Good Harbor Beach, Gloucester, Massachusetts Overheard by: concerned citizens
Teenage girl: Wait, so what time is midnight tonight? –Punta Cana, Mexico
Chick #1: Why does that hurt your arms but nowhere else?
Chick #2: I dunno. It just does. I have weak arms.
Chick #1: I think you have leukemia…Don’t laugh! Leukemia is a horrible disease! –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
Passenger: Excuse me, sir, but does that staircase go up or down?
Crew member: Yes. –Boarding a cruise ship
Ditzy blonde tourist: I'm in New York City, and I have no idea what to do. –Coney Island, New York Overheard by: Mimi
Aunt, looking up at the stars: What is that?
Nephew: Is this the southern or northern hemisphere?
Aunt (giggling): I have no idea.
Cousin, without looking up : That's Orion. You can see Meissa, the star at the top, that's its head. The really bright one is Rigel, that's supposed to be the knee. If you follow the constellation downwards you'll see Sirius.
(blank dumbfounded looks)
Cousin: That's, um, where the aliens from V come from.
Aunt, completely understanding : Ohhhh! –Beaches of Koh Sumet, Thailand
Drunk girl: My goal is to win a wet T-shirt contest so I can win two hundred dollars and get a tattoo… I could never get naked, but I would if I had to. –Ft. Walton Beach, Florida Overheard by: If I didn’t have to work the next day, I’d have invited her to party
Bimbette: What is it about the beach that attracts sunlight?
Guy: Attracts sunlight?
Bimbette: Yeah, it’s always sunnier at the beach.
Guy: Uh, maybe you need to sit in the shade for a while. –Sandy Point State Park, Maryland
Asian guy: We should get some fish and chips.
Asian girl: Ooh, I love tartar sauce. It’s my favorite continent.
Asian guy: What? –Steveston Pier, Richmond, British Columbia
Girl to boyfriend: I have to go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Okay, but just don't let anyone hit on you there. –St. Simon's Island, Georgia Overheard by: Layla