Two girls are dancing in their car, while listening to ‘Boom Boom Boom Boom.’
Driver’s seat: Dude, I wonder if people are staring at us right now.
Passenger’s seat: We’re in a car. No one can see us! We have tinted windows!
Driver’s seat: Dude. All the windows are down.
–Spring Lake, New Jersey
Overheard by: Thank god I have a high IQ
Archive for the ‘Stupidity’ Category
It's the Ashes of Dead Mouseketeers
Redneck mother: Where’d all this sand come from?
Redneck daughter: Disney, probably.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Angela Cimato
Let's Discuss It While I Bleed Out
Chick: Fuck, I stepped on a piece of glass!
Dude: Was it beach glass?
Chick: I don’t know… We’re at the beach… Probably.
–Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: monkey
No, We're Practicing Civil Disobedience
Brainiac: Are you allowed to skinny dip here?
–Nude beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey
It's the Little Things that Make Suicide Worthwhile
A group of pedestrians is almost run down by several cyclists.
Girl #1: Are we walking on the bike path?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: God, I hate us.
–Lake Nokomis, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Aaron Johnson
We Could Call Ourselves 'The Circle Jerks' — Unless that's Taken
Shirtless meathead #1: This is awesome. We should start a shirts-off club.
Shirtless meathead #2: Yeah. We could call it ‘Shirtless in Seattle.’
Shirtless meathead #3: But we don’t live in Seattle.
–Dewey Beach, Delaware
Believe Me, They Don't Want to Talk to You
Girl: What’s the number for 411? –Sag Main, Sagaponack, New York Overheard by: Friend on the Beach
How about 'Letters that Start with the Letter N'?
Teen girl #1: Pick a vegetable!
Teen girl #2: I know mine — tomato!
Teen girl #3: Dumbass, a tomato’s a fruit. Choose again.
Teen girl #2: Ginger!
Teen girl #1: Should I pick an easier category?
–Emerald Isle, North Carolina
The Ocean's Only for Crapping In
Teen girl #1: I can’t believe people pee in the ocean — it’s so gross.
Teen girl #2: I know, right!
Teen girl #1: Yeah, I only pee in swimming pools. It’s cleaner.
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: I prefer the toilet
They're the First Warning Signs of Congenital Stupidity
Little Miss Texas slathering on more baby oil: I don’t know why I’m gettin’ all these little wrinkles around my eyes, do y’all?
–Waikiki Beach, Hawaii