Furious teenage boy to other teens: Just because you call “no-homo” before you do something doesn't mean it's not gay! –Coney Island, New York
Woman: I’m starving! Let’s go get something at Burger King.
Friend: So am I. Hey, did you know that Burger King sells veggie burgers? I just found that out the other day.
Woman: Really? Veggie burgers? What do they use? Like, turkey? –Panama City Beach, Florida
Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers! –El Granada, California Overheard by: davo
Chick, passing another reading Brave New World: That girl was reading a book about Columbus, I think. –East Matunuck State Beach, Rhode Island Overheard by: it's got a Savage, but no Columbus
Toddler pointing to cotton candy: I want that ice cream!
Mom: That’s not ice cream.
Toddler: What is it?
Mom: That’s insulation. It’s for your attic. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Aaron
11-year-old Korean boy to 11-year-old Egyptian boy: You live in pyramid and you mummy! –Christchurch, New Zealand Overheard by: novalis
Trashy looking blonde, as two girls walk into a party: Ew, why are there smart people here? –Manhattan Beach, California Overheard by: smart people
Bigmouth: I don’t care where we go, but I am not sitting with Allen… Oh, hi, Allen! –Fire Island Pines, Long Island, New York Overheard by: Fred Daubert
Preppy 30-something guy: I mean, all the clubs in Europe are naked clubs now. (pause) Seriously, like, everybody’s naked! –Indian Wells Beach, New York
Big jock: We just need to give America back to the Muslims. –Barceloneta Beach, Barcelona, Spain Overheard by: Confesed Passerby