Teen girl to teen boy: Well, it ain't gonna lick itself! –Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey
Young teen girl: Hey, Mom, Dad told me to ask you, and I’m quoting him, to ‘Please leave a couple of drinks for him before your fat ass hogs them all.’
Mom: Tell your father that he had better be nicer to me or else I’m going to leave his ass for a sexy Latin man named Esteban… again. And you can quote me on that! –Del Mar, California Overheard by: Jess the Pirate
Teen girl #1: God, I hate when people bring their cell phones to the beach.
Teen girl #2: I have my cell phone at the beach right now.
Teen girl #1: Me too. –Ocean Beach, New Jersey
15-year-old standing on his friend: Woah, I can totally feel your spinal cord! –Santa Cruz, California
Teenage girl: So I’ve decided not to be a slut anymore. –Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey
Teen #1: Get out of the street! There’s a car coming.
Teen #2, not moving: I don’t care.
Teen #3: God, you’re so emo, it’s ridiculous. –Rockport, Massachusetts Overheard by: Avery
Worried teen: Oh no! The janitor lady cleaned up my tooth! –Howard Park Beach, Tarpon Springs, Florida Overheard by: CorLiz
Teenage girl #1: Are my nip nips showing?
Teenage girl #2: Your what whats?
Teenage girl #1: (points) My nips. It’s blinking cold, you know.
Teenage girl #2: Er… Ohh, that. Nope, can’t see a thing.
Teenage girl #1: You better check from time to time, okay? Like seriously. I don’t care, I need to poke them back in.
Teenage girl #2: But even if you poke it back in, it just pops back out like nobody’s bussiness! What do you do then, keep poking? –Sunway Lagoon, Malaysia Overheard by: babybhang
Teenage girl to friend: Ew! You just slapped your condensation on me! –Block Island, Rhode Island Overheard by: diorette
Frat guy trying to get to house behind closed gate: Dude, what the hell?
Teen girl on balcony across street: Boy, to open that gate you gotta' open yo' legs! –Seaside, Florida