Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you? –Beach Lake, Pennsylvania
Teen girl, looking at historic photos of fishermen: So like, what's a “circa”?
Teen boy: That's a kind of fish. (pointing to photo) See, that's a circa. So's that… –Pier, Naples, Florida Overheard by: circa 1978
Irritated mother: So, the dance is really just a DJ playing music for an hour, it's very informal.
Blonde teen: So, does that mean it's unformal? –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: hahahahaha
Teenage girl in expensive yoga pants to meek mother: Move to France? Why the hell would I move to France? That's the dumbest thing I've heard you say in, like, forever. Stop trying to live your, like, stupid dreams and stuff through me! –Coffee Shop in the Beach, Toronto, Canadia
Teen boy, to anorexic teen girl #1: Why do you keep your phone in your thong?
Anorexic teen girl #2: Well, where else is she going to put it? She has no boobs. –Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by: Sam
Teen girl #1: Why the hell are we here?
Teen girl #2: Because we have nothing better to do.
Teen girl #1: Wait… why didn’t we call that guy who did that porno after high school? He’ll do us both. –Ashwaubomay Lake, Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin Overheard by: Lacy Magnolia
Teen girl #1: Oh, I’m so happy for Candice!* She finally has a normal boyfriend!
Teen girl #2: Oh, that’s nice…Wait, is it that 29-year-old E dealer you guys met at that rave in Chilliwack?
Teen girl #1: Yes! Long pause. Teen girl #1: Well, it’s normal for her, I guess. –English Bay, Vancouver, British Columbia
Excited teenage girl on cell: Dude, that’s so beat! –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Tim
Teenage girl #1: Yeah, my dad’s getting re-married this summer.
Teenage girl #2: Omigod, my dad just got one of those Filipino mail order brides, and let me tell you, they make the best egg rolls ever. –Nassau, Bahamas Overheard by: Spring Break wooooo!
Furious teenage boy to other teens: Just because you call “no-homo” before you do something doesn't mean it's not gay! –Coney Island, New York