Teen out past his bedtime: Hey, I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: NerdyChic
Teen girl #1: Pick a vegetable!
Teen girl #2: I know mine — tomato!
Teen girl #3: Dumbass, a tomato’s a fruit. Choose again.
Teen girl #2: Ginger!
Teen girl #1: Should I pick an easier category? –Emerald Isle, North Carolina
Teen girl #1: I can’t believe people pee in the ocean — it’s so gross.
Teen girl #2: I know, right!
Teen girl #1: Yeah, I only pee in swimming pools. It’s cleaner. –Venice Beach, California Overheard by: I prefer the toilet
Teen boy: Let’s go back in the water since I have sand in my ass. –San Clemente Beach, California Overheard by: Wanted to kill this kid
Cheesy 15-year-old boy: I can’t believe you were about to go up to him and say that. Ha, ha, ha.
Cheesy 15-year-old girl: Wouldn’t be the first time I made someone cry.
Cheesy 15-year-old boy: You’re a whore. –Ocean City, New Jersey
Teen girl: You have no idea how much sand I have in my vagina. –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Chantal
Teen boy: … And you’re so racist.
Teen girl: I’m really not.
Teen boy: It’s okay. I find it sexy. –Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia Overheard by: Api
20-something: You have no imagination.
Teenage brother: Masturbators have more imagination than you!
–Midland Beach, New York
Overheard by: Mr Puff Nubbins
Teenage Indian boy to friends running across hot sand: My people do this, so I should be able to also!
–Jones Beach, New York
Overheard by: Rachel
Blonde teen: You know that woman we saw at Ikea last year, the one that was like, massively, explosively pregnant?
Brunette teen: Yeah?
Blonde teen: Well I've been wondering…
Brunette teen: If she's had her baby yet?
Blonde teen: No, I wonder if she named her baby “Ikea.”
–Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia
Overheard by: Jedda