Tourist mom to kids, upon seeing dolphins: Get out of the water! Go, now! Get out! [After seeing everyone else getting in and swimming out.] Never mind, get back in. –Treasure Island, Florida Overheard by: Native Floridian
Postman on cell: Yeah, I'm not a street gangsta–but I'm a gangsta in the house. I hold that shit down. Anybody can be all tough in the streets, but me, I got the house on lock. –Rockaway Beach, New York Overheard by: Tigertail
Hot girl to friend: No, no, my underwear comes home with me every time; my panties will be no one's trophy. –Target, Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Candace
Mom to little boy: If you keep digging that damn hole, a Chinese man is going to pop out and make you eat rice. –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by: Sheph
Middle aged tourist yelling frantically to children in the water: Get out, get out! There's sharks!
Teenager with skimboard: Actually, those are a school of stingrays. They're quite harmle…
Middle age mother, cutting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now! –Clearwater Beach, Florida Overheard by: Jonica Grompson
Parent: Joshua, no! Don’t touch the sand! No! No! No! Put it down! Joshua! Don’t touch the sand! –Long Beach, California Overheard by: gunky
Old lady at car: Henry, wait for me!
Old man carrying beach chairs half a block ahead of her: Dammit, Agnes, I’m going! I’ve been waiting for you for 40 years! –Beach near Naples, Florida Overheard by: X
Little boy, wearing a towel as a cape: I’m six! And six-year-old boys are full of poison! I’m gonna bite you! Rawrrr! –Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by: Lisita
Man, hearing seagulls: Wolves! –Upper Hutt, New Zealand Overheard by: Schmitty
Little girl in an excited hush: It looks like the desert… It even has lumps like the desert! –Williamstown beach, Melbourne, Australia