Swedish guy, to French guy: So you’re telling me I just paid like 1,000 Euro to go here and find out that some fuckin’ frogshagger screwed my girlfriend? French guy says nothing. Swedish guy: Hey, that’s three words for “intercourse” in one sentence! Personal record! –Côte d’Azur, France Overheard by: Another Swede
Hick tourist, pointing to the ocean: So is that there salt water?
Island Beach State Park worker, after long confused pause: It's the ocean.
Hick tourist: Yeah, but does it like, have salt in it? –Island Beach State Park, New Jersey Overheard by: sick of bennies
Tourist guy #1: I never thought you’d look good in Bermuda shorts.
Tourist guy #2: Right.
Tourist guy #1: But you do! You really do! –Broadsands, South Devon, United Kingdom
Crackhead: Yeah, I’m kind of known around here as the sheriff of the North Shore.
Local guy: Yeah? Well, then I’m the mayor.
Passing Australian surfer: I want to be prime minister. –Sunset Beach, Oahu, Hawaii Overheard by: Jehan
English girl reading menu: Oh my god. What? It’s all in foreign! –Beach cafe, Northern France Overheard by: Jess
Tourist: Excuse me, are we at the right beach?
Tourist: We want to go to the beach where you can see the Golden Gate Bridge.
Local: It’s right there.
Local: Why am I talking to you again? –San Francisco, California
Very sunburned tourist man to very sunburned tourist lady: Well, I don't think we can get sunburned in the water. –Bimini, Bahamas Overheard by: Chey
Tourist: Are you a lifeguard?
Lifeguard: No, I just bring this 12-foot wooden lifeguard stand with me wherever I go. –Kennebunk, Maine Overheard by: Mike
Tourist guy: How will we know when we get to the beach?
Bus driver, staring at him: I think you’ll figure it out. –Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia Overheard by: SYDNEYGUY
Teen tourist girl #1: Why are all the Jersey boys guidos?
Teen tourist girl #2: I don’t know. I guess there’s a lot of Italians around here.
Teen tourist girl #1: Maybe the water in the ocean is from Italy. –Seaside Heights, New Jersey Overheard by: Glad I’m old..