Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers! –El Granada, California Overheard by: davo
Middle aged tourist yelling frantically to children in the water: Get out, get out! There's sharks!
Teenager with skimboard: Actually, those are a school of stingrays. They're quite harmle…
Middle age mother, cutting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now! –Clearwater Beach, Florida Overheard by: Jonica Grompson
Tourist mom: Can you rent a boat at the lake down there?
Employee: Um, no. And that's the Pacific ocean. –Coffee Shop, Carmel Beach, California
Tourist standing on beach: Excuse me. Can you tell me where the beach is? –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Shannon
Tourist dad: Great communication, guys. Now I had to walk out here and get my feet all sandy. –Ogunquit, Maine
Male tourist speaking in German: Look at that guy's Speedo!
Female tourist speaking in German: Eeew. And his friend really needs to shave his back.
Male tourist speaking in German: I am so glad no one understands what we are saying.
Female tourist speaking in German: I know! –South Beach, Florida Overheard by: German-speaker
American female tourist #1: So what did you say your favorite condoment was ?
American female tourist #2: Trojans!
American male tourist: You kiddin … Mine is Europe, every time! –Holland America Cruise, Mediterrean Sea Overheard by: Vennfix
Tourist: Hey, the water is coming up really high.
Local: Yeah, it’s definitely a high tide today.
Tourist: How come it does that? I mean, what makes the water come up so high?
Local: Well, let’s just say it has a lot to do with the moon. –Pismo-Oceano Dunes, California Overheard by: janie
Swedish guy, to French guy: So you’re telling me I just paid like 1,000 Euro to go here and find out that some fuckin’ frogshagger screwed my girlfriend? French guy says nothing. Swedish guy: Hey, that’s three words for “intercourse” in one sentence! Personal record! –Côte d’Azur, France Overheard by: Another Swede
Hick tourist, pointing to the ocean: So is that there salt water?
Island Beach State Park worker, after long confused pause: It's the ocean.
Hick tourist: Yeah, but does it like, have salt in it? –Island Beach State Park, New Jersey Overheard by: sick of bennies