Tourist mom to kids, upon seeing dolphins: Get out of the water! Go, now! Get out! [After seeing everyone else getting in and swimming out.] Never mind, get back in. –Treasure Island, Florida Overheard by: Native Floridian
Ditzy blonde tourist: I'm in New York City, and I have no idea what to do. –Coney Island, New York Overheard by: Mimi
Frivolous tourist: What’s that?
Earnest tourist: That’s an aircraft carrier. San Diego is a big Navy port.
Frivolous tourist: Well, I think it just clutters up the look of the harbor. –San Diego, California Overheard by: Teresa Minnich
French backpacker waiting for bus, in heavy French accent: Please, someone take a picture of this obnoxiousnezz! –Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica Overheard by: RaindanceRichard
American tourist looking at beach: Whoa! There's a lot of sand! –Beach, Australia
Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers! –El Granada, California Overheard by: davo
Middle aged tourist yelling frantically to children in the water: Get out, get out! There's sharks!
Teenager with skimboard: Actually, those are a school of stingrays. They're quite harmle…
Middle age mother, cutting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now! –Clearwater Beach, Florida Overheard by: Jonica Grompson
Tourist mom: Can you rent a boat at the lake down there?
Employee: Um, no. And that's the Pacific ocean. –Coffee Shop, Carmel Beach, California
Tourist standing on beach: Excuse me. Can you tell me where the beach is? –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Shannon
Tourist dad: Great communication, guys. Now I had to walk out here and get my feet all sandy. –Ogunquit, Maine