Chubby, bald man to female friends: They should really put mirrors on the beach, facing out towards the water, so you can watch yourself in the ocean… No, not mirrors, JumboTrons! I would love to watch myself on a giant tv while I swim! –Kure Beach, North Carolina
Beach lady #1: Oh girls, last night I was watching 16 and Pregnant.
Beach lady #2: My daughter watches that. Well, I think it is stupid! That would suck for those girls.
Beach lady #1: How stupid are these kids these days? That's why my daughter uses safe sex.
Beach lady #2: Wait, weren't you pregnant at 16? –Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina Overheard by: Emily
Man, to himself: I wish we were back at the condo so I could watch tv. I can only sit here and watch nothing for so long. –Fripp Island, South Carolina
Girl to friend: I'm going to name one of my friends Jew and the other one Hitler, so it would be like Family Feud. –Tampa, Florida
Random passer-by: Have you seen Shark Week? I'm not going in there! –Santa Cruz, California Overheard by: Anna
Girl: Ooh, it's so pretty here…like on Lost!
Guy (stepping around litter): Yeah, complete with used diapers. –South Padre Island, Texas Overheard by: The Other
Woman, watching animal abuse commercial on Logo: I hate this commercial. This is why I don't watch this channel. Well, this and all the gays. –West Palm Beach, Florida Overheard by: Enjoys the gays
Girl in the ocean to onshore friend: Come out here! I'm like The Little Mermaid without Sebastian! I don't even have flounder!
Girl on shore: (shakes head no)
Girl in the ocean: Come on! You've seen Baywatch! Jog! –Smith's Point, Long Island, New York Overheard by: Andi
Boy #1: You know what show I like?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Six Feet Under. It's great, minus all that homosexual shit.
Boy #2: Yeah, for real. –Belmar, New Jersey
Girl: In my head I’m like, ‘Have you looked in the mirror, Seinfeld? You look like a fuckin’ beached whale.’ God, I love him. –Rehoboth Beach, Delaware Overheard by: Brittney