Teen girl: You have no idea how much sand I have in my vagina. –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Chantal
Archive for the ‘Vagina’ Category
Like When Uncle Walter Touches It
Girl to boyfriend: My vagina is all wet, and not in the good way. –Seaside Heights, New Jersey Overheard by: Thommy
Two Women and a Cat, and He Thinks They're Straight?
Buff dude: Hey, sexy ladies, what’s up?
Girl #1: Not much, just out with my friend and our cat.
Buff dude: You have a cat on the beach?
Girl #2: Of course! People can bring their dogs, can’t they?
Buff dude: Hey, can I pet your pussy?
–St. Petersburg Beach, Florida
Well It Is a Dirty Photo.
White girl, reviewing nude pictures of Hispanic girl: That's why I would hate to be darker. Her vagina looks dirty.
–Deerfield Beach, Florida
…Scientists Say.
Girl, shouting to friend 50 feet down the beach: You have a vagina!
–Smith Point Beach, New York
…Word to Your Mother
Father to young son: Some holes have crabs!
–Alma, New Bruswick, Canadia
Paul Revere: Everybody Gets That Wrong
15-year-old to mother and sister: Two for the pink, one for the stink.
Mother, laughing: Who taught you that?
15-year-old: Dad.
–Boat in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii
Overheard by: Pro Forced Sterilization
Your What?
Woman standing waist-deep in water: My labia has atrophied.
–Crescent Lake, Washington
Overheard by: The water really was that cold.
Craig Learns That Some Things Only Sound Like Fun
Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
Even If It Throws Up?
Drunk girl to drunker boyfriend: It's better to throw up than give up!
Hobo: Respect the pussy!
–Atlantic City, New Jersey
Overheard by: AlwaysGoodAdvice