Archive for the ‘Vagina’ Category

Dude, I Think She's Advertising!

Preteen boy #1, whispering to pal: Dude! Look at that girl lying over there. Her bikini’s pulled up so tight it’s up in her snatch.
Preteen boy #2, whispering back: Quiet… Damn!
Preteen boy #1: What’s that sticking out?
Preteen boy #2: I think it’s hair, dude.
Preteen boy #1: They got hair down there?
[they high-five each other]
Preteen boy #1: It’s kind of gross and cool at the same time. –Padre Island, Texas

Also a Spare Key

Teen boy to friend: Don’t trust women — they have vaginas. It’s where they keep all their secrets and lies! –Coney Island, New York