Teen boy to friend: Don’t trust women — they have vaginas. It’s where they keep all their secrets and lies! –Coney Island, New York
Buff dude: Hey, sexy ladies, what’s up?
Girl #1: Not much, just out with my friend and our cat.
Buff dude: You have a cat on the beach?
Girl #2: Of course! People can bring their dogs, can’t they?
Buff dude: Hey, can I pet your pussy? –St. Petersburg Beach, Florida
Three-year-old playing kitchen, to adults: Does anyone want a taste of my spicy vagina? –Lake George, New York
Guy: It smells like pussy out here!
Girl: It smells like you’re gonna have to find someone else to give your ass a ride home. –Bixby Knolls, Long Beach, California Overheard by: Armando
Dumb blonde: It's not “labia Menorah”?
Friend: No, that's the Jewish thing.
Dumb blonde: So what is it then? –Siesta Key, Florida
White girl: So, what are you doing in Miami?
Black guy: We’re here for the pussy. –South Beach, Miami, Florida
Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens. –Grand Haven, Michigan Overheard by: Lisa
Girl: I’m so tired.
Boy: Well that’s because you were up all night having sex, and whose fault is that?
Girl: My vagina’s. I can’t control her. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: yellow mushroom
Trailer guy: So what about Beth?
Trailer girl with child nearby: Beth? Chuck, she can suck my fat pussy. –Madeira Beach, Florida Overheard by: Mark
Stoned nerd (talking about his sub order): I've got six inches!
Stoned girl: Lucky. I got the lesbian choice, a fuckin' sandwich. Cuz the sandwich is like a vagina and the sub is like a dick, ya know?
Stoned nerd: No, I totally understand. And I'm okay with that. –Wawa, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware