Woman standing waist-deep in water: My labia has atrophied. –Crescent Lake, Washington Overheard by: The water really was that cold.
Preteen boy #1, whispering to pal: Dude! Look at that girl lying over there. Her bikini’s pulled up so tight it’s up in her snatch.
Preteen boy #2, whispering back: Quiet… Damn!
Preteen boy #1: What’s that sticking out?
Preteen boy #2: I think it’s hair, dude.
Preteen boy #1: They got hair down there?
[they high-five each other]
Preteen boy #1: It’s kind of gross and cool at the same time. –Padre Island, Texas
Teen boy to friend: Don’t trust women — they have vaginas. It’s where they keep all their secrets and lies! –Coney Island, New York
Buff dude: Hey, sexy ladies, what’s up?
Girl #1: Not much, just out with my friend and our cat.
Buff dude: You have a cat on the beach?
Girl #2: Of course! People can bring their dogs, can’t they?
Buff dude: Hey, can I pet your pussy? –St. Petersburg Beach, Florida
Three-year-old playing kitchen, to adults: Does anyone want a taste of my spicy vagina? –Lake George, New York
Guy: It smells like pussy out here!
Girl: It smells like you’re gonna have to find someone else to give your ass a ride home. –Bixby Knolls, Long Beach, California Overheard by: Armando
Dumb blonde: It's not “labia Menorah”?
Friend: No, that's the Jewish thing.
Dumb blonde: So what is it then? –Siesta Key, Florida
White girl: So, what are you doing in Miami?
Black guy: We’re here for the pussy. –South Beach, Miami, Florida
Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens. –Grand Haven, Michigan Overheard by: Lisa
Girl: I’m so tired.
Boy: Well that’s because you were up all night having sex, and whose fault is that?
Girl: My vagina’s. I can’t control her. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: yellow mushroom