Hipster teen on cell: No, dude, I'm not sober. I'm totally drunk and I have to babysit in less than an hour! –Alki Beach, Seattle, Washington
Girl to boy: Look at the sea otters! So romantic! …touch my breasts. –Tacoma, Washington
Rich lady with yappy dog: Well, ‘Caucasian’ has ‘Asian’ in it. Then again, there’s a ‘turd’ in every ‘Saturday.’ –Golden Gardens Park, Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Disturbed
Chick on cell: Yeah, don’t you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? Ewww, why am I dating you? –Seattle, Washington Overheard by: hannie bananie
Teen #1: So he’s like, "nuh uh," and I’m like, "uh huh," and he’s like, "nuh uh," and I’m like, "um… uh huh," and he’s like, "nuh uh."
Teen #2: No way!
Teen #1: Way. –Golden Gardens, Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Translater Please!
30-Something business dude: I’ve traveled a lot, man, and I’ve been to Costa Rica, and there are no Indians there. Like, people are educated, and there are people with Master’s degrees driving taxi cabs and stuff! –Golden Gardens, Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Be-deez nuts
Woman standing waist-deep in water: My labia has atrophied. –Crescent Lake, Washington Overheard by: The water really was that cold.
Teen girl #1: Have you been going to church lately?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, I found a new church I really like.
Teen girl #1: Really?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, it like smells all creepy, and, like, they speak in tongues. It is really scary, so I will probably go to this one!
Teen girl #1: Cool. Maybe I’ll go with you. –Shilshole Beach, Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Why do those people have goatskins on?
Girl to friend: Swimming without lifeguards is awesome. There's nobody to say, “hey, no splash fights”, or “you can't have that fifth of vodka in the water!” –Madison Beach, Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Also Drinking
Girl #1: Does Lance have a big peepee?
Girl #2: Yes, all the girls in town know! Ask his ex Barb. –Kirkland, Washington Overheard by: mike hunt