Archive for the ‘Words’ Category

Time to Install More RAM

Jock #1: Woah! I am so down for some volleyball!
Jock #2: Bocce ball!
Jock #1: Bocce is huge.
Jock #2: Man, I feel like a kid in a candy store… Yo, I am so into this bocce ball.
Jock #1: Bocce is huge. –Dr. Gravity’s Kite Shop, Harwichport, Massachusetts Overheard by: jon wazoo

And Ketchup

American female tourist #1: So what did you say your favorite condoment was ?
American female tourist #2: Trojans!
American male tourist: You kiddin … Mine is Europe, every time! –Holland America Cruise, Mediterrean Sea Overheard by: Vennfix

Somehow That Makes It Much Worse

Tween boy #1: Dude, I’m gonna cleave the beaver.
Tween boy #2: When?
Tween boy #1: Tonight.
Tween boy #2: Sweet. You’ll have to tell me how the beaver tastes.
Passerby: Do you even know what a beaver is?
Tween boy #2: Yeah, it’s an animal, stupid. –Beaver Island State Park, Grand Island, New York