Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said… –Seal Beach, California
Girl to younger boy: You’re going to be a real lady killer when you’re older.
Younger boy: I’ll kill men, too. I don’t care. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Brittney
Guy to girl: I'm going set up booby traps round your house!
Girl to guy: Oooh, booby traps, I like the sound of that… –Tampa, Florida
Guy holding up little wooden container: We could get this for Bill.
Girl: Oh! For his pot!
Guy, looking over girl’s shoulder at elderly woman behind her: … Or stuff. –Labadee, Haiti
Queer #1 reaching for sunscreen: Okay, I need someone to do my back!
Queer #2: Ewww.
Queer #1: Oh, shut up you skanky-ass, motherfucking whore! –Cherry Grove Beach, Fire Island, New York Overheard by: Marizzle
[Three ten-year-old boys cycling past the beach.]
Boy #1: Why you going so fast?!
Boy #2: [Missing front teeth, which makes him lisp.] Becauth he wath fucking her latht night!
Boy #3: What?!!! –Lake Calhoun Beach, Minneapolis, Minnesota Overheard by: They grow up quickly these days!
Girl #1: So have you spoken to him at all?
Girl #2: A little. I think he might be ready to get back together soon.
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #2: Well, this might be overanalyzing, but his last move on Scrabulous was “sorry”. –New Jersey
Teen girl, looking at historic photos of fishermen: So like, what's a “circa”?
Teen boy: That's a kind of fish. (pointing to photo) See, that's a circa. So's that… –Pier, Naples, Florida Overheard by: circa 1978
Irritated mother: So, the dance is really just a DJ playing music for an hour, it's very informal.
Blonde teen: So, does that mean it's unformal? –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: hahahahaha
Drunk boy: Anemic? Isn't that when you eat too much white bread? –Poolside, Perth, Australia