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The Ants are Always Hogging the Spots Under the Magnifying Glass
Teen boy: Ugh. This tanning oil gets so hot! Maybe it will fry off my back zits. Hey, move over, I want to lay down so the sun will burn off my back zits.
--Beach, Rhode Island
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But Having It in My Urethra was Worse
Man on cell: Oh my god, she did that, and I thought getting sand in my crack was bad...
--Atlantic Beach, North Carolina
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Are You as Wet as I Am?
Girl #1: There are a lot of boobs here.
Girl #2: Yeah, but they are all 60 years old, fat, and saggy.
--Valencia, Spain
Overheard by: Rolo
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