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Is "Einstein" a Position?

Guy (sarcastically): You're like the smartest person I know. You're practically einstein.
Girl: I... Don't really get sex jokes.

--Bethany Beach

Overheard by: upgrade

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Posted 2009-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Ants are Always Hogging the Spots Under the Magnifying Glass

Teen boy: Ugh. This tanning oil gets so hot! Maybe it will fry off my back zits. Hey, move over, I want to lay down so the sun will burn off my back zits.

--Beach, Rhode Island

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Posted 2006-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But Having It in My Urethra was Worse

Man on cell: Oh my god, she did that, and I thought getting sand in my crack was bad...

--Atlantic Beach, North Carolina

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Posted 2006-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Are You as Wet as I Am?

Girl #1: There are a lot of boobs here.
Girl #2: Yeah, but they are all 60 years old, fat, and saggy.

--Valencia, Spain

Overheard by: Rolo

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Posted 2006-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook