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Let Him Ride (the Waves) on Me?

Underage girl: Oh, my God. Look at that guy. He's so fucking hot.
Bartender, sarcastically: Oooh, nice. Maybe if you show him your boobs, he'll buy you a drink?
Underage girl: You think so?
Mom: No way. You're as flat as a surfboard. If you want that guy to buy you a drink, you'd have to do a lot more than show him your boobs.

--The Seafood Bar, The Breakers, Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: The JAP

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Posted 2006-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Lucky He Didn't Order a Sex on the Beach

Tourist guy: Can I get a banana daiquiri with dark rum?
Dominican Bartender: Sí. Tourist guy receives a banana daiquiri in one glass and another full of dark rum. --Punta Cana, Dominican Republic Overheard by: Devon

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Posted 2006-07-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook