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Sure It's Not the Sweet Pangs Of Love?
Nagging wife on bicycle to defeated downtrodden husband on bicycle: The more I talk to you, the more my stomach is getting aggravated... 'cause you're an asshole!
--South Beach Boardwalk, New York
Overheard by: J9 and G-Rod
And the Tour Guide Was Like, "This Is Your Congressman."
Biker's lady to biker: He had this plastic bag of poison ivy and was rubbing it on his face...
--Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Did That Guy Seem Juiced Up to You?
Skinny, half naked black guy wearing purple booty shorts: "do you guys do drugs?"
College kids: "no..."
Black guy: "oh I do...I'm a drug addict. Yeah, I just came from a rave, there are some crazy people out there! Why are y'all sitting here in the middle of venice beach? It gets dangerous here at night!"
College kid (holding an orange): "well, I'm strapped, so..."
Black guy: "is that an orange? Can I have it?" (takes orange and walks away).
--Venice Beach
Overheard by: Keidi
So I Can Check That Off My Bucket List
Cyclist to another: I ran into Jerry Seinfeld and I said, "Jerry, you sold out."
--Bike Path, Santa Monica, California
Joe's Mistake Was to Try to Fulfill Both Commands at Once
Man riding away on bike: Oh ya, why don't you come over here and do something about it? Eat shit and fuck your mom!
--Playa Del Rey, CA
This Is Where You Realize That's What I've Always Been
Man on a bike, on cell: Is this where you become an evil bitch?
--Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Ilyse
We Just Need to Figure Out a Way to Get Government Funding
Biker to biker babe: We could hide a homeless guy between your boobs and he could eat forever.
--Holiday Inn, New Smyrna Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Beeeej
