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Looks Like a Stand-off

Crazy bag lady: I'm Ozzy's mommy!
Queer: No, you're not! You're a fucking gross woman who carries around used clothes and a knapsack full of tissues! Plus, Ozzy sucks!
Crazy bag lady: Fag!

--St. Petersburg, Florida

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Posted 2008-01-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

If Nominated I Will Not Run, If Elected I Will Not Serve

Crazy lady: I told you, I don't want to be the goddamn queen of Russia.

--Haystack Rock, Oregon

Overheard by: Luke

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Posted 2007-05-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

She Thinks the War in Iraq Is Just Darling

Woman #1: Oh my goodness, you should see your daughter! It looks like she's been stabbed; it's the cutest thing.
Woman #2: Oh, really?
Woman #1: Yes! She's been eating cherries, and the juice has run all down her front and all over her hands. It looks like she has blood all over her--it's adorable!

--Old Orchard Beach, Maine

Overheard by: shawshank

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Posted 2006-08-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Faster Than a Golden Calf. Stronger Than All 12 Plagues...

"Jews for Jesus" guy: You like Superman? Take this pamphlet. Read it with all your friends. It will be story time!

Hands out pamphlet that metaphorically describes Jesus as Superman.

Girl: I didn't realize Jews worshipped Superman.

--Jones Beach, New York

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Posted 2006-08-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Why There Should Be a Wall Around New Jersey

Jersey woman, to seagull: Get away, you lazy sonofabitch! Go find your own food! [to friends] Just like Mexicans.

--Wildwood, New Jersey

Overheard by: Dan

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Posted 2006-07-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook