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...So You're An, Um, Member Of the Same Club.

Frat guy #1: So he was dating her for a whole month before he realized she was a tranny. Even had sex with her twice, no clue.
Frat guy #2: There's no way he didn't know!
Frat guy #1: Well, he was drunk. And you went out with her before he did, so who are you to talk?

--Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: The WC


Posted 2011-07-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Broceans Before Hoceans, Right?

Frat boy to others: Duuuuuude, let's go in the brocean!

--New Jersey

Overheard by: Jersey Girl


Posted 2011-02-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

How Dominatrices Get Started

College guy, passing campus soccer field: Kick those balls, girl!

--Long Beach, California


Posted 2010-05-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Sure They Still Make De-Lousing Shampoo

Frat boy to girl walking by and ignoring him: Is it because of my hair? Cause I'll change that!

--Mission Beach, San Diego, California


Posted 2010-04-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

May I Demonstrate?

Frat guy trying to get to house behind closed gate: Dude, what the hell?
Teen girl on balcony across street: Boy, to open that gate you gotta' open yo' legs!

--Seaside, Florida


Posted 2009-09-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Craig Learns That Some Things Only Sound Like Fun

Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.

--Daytona Beach, Florida


Posted 2009-09-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

So If You Die, I'll Just Hit "Reset"

College guy: First of all, this isn't real life. This is vacation.

--Coco Cay, Bahamas

Overheard by: Madi


Posted 2009-06-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Said I Could If I Was Good, Mom

Waspy overexcited college guy: And then after? Can we suck helium? Please!

--Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: kgw


Posted 2009-03-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Here, Talk to My Dad While I Go Throw Up

Drunk college girl to drunk college boy: We have the same cell phone...we have so much in common!

--Panama City, Florida


Posted 2009-02-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But They'd Immigrated to Sexas.

Random high school girl: So then I looked at her and said, "Shit, bitch, what's your fucking problem?"
Random high school guy: Were they Mexican?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Guy: Well, were they sexy Mexicans?
Girl: Yes, deary, they were Sexicans.

--Rat Beach, California

Overheard by: where can i find them?


Posted 2009-02-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's the Last Time I'll Chug Non-Alcoholic Beer

Frat boy: Dude! I got so drunk last night that I got a temporary tattoo!

--Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Jon


Posted 2008-10-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

A Man, a Plan, a Cannabis: Panama

(a convertible full of half-naked frat boys is stopped at a light)
Frat boys in unison
: Marijuanamarijuanamarijuana!


--Panama City, Panama


Posted 2008-09-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We Know That Spidey-Sense Well

Drunk college student, spilling wine on herself: Oh great. Now I'm wet all over!
Drunk college boy nearby: What! Who said that!?

--Gold Coast, Australia


Posted 2008-06-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Total-Immersion Learning

Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study... Like a fish.

--Gold Coast, Australia


Posted 2008-06-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Possibly Because I Increase My Time at the Strip Club

College student to friend: I watch less porn when I have a girlfriend...I don't know why.

--Daytona Beach, Florida


Posted 2008-06-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Lived Happily Ever After

20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl's couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left...

--Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida


Posted 2008-05-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Naked. Like Now.

Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.

--South Beach bar, Miami, Florida


Posted 2007-08-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws

Italian girl: So, um... How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I'm not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something...
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!

--Point Pleasant, New Jersey

Overheard by: jerseygirl


Posted 2007-08-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Ball Popped Out of the Scrum

Frat boy: ... And I don't really know what happened! All of a sudden I was in an orgy... And you know what? It wasn't even all that good.

--Pacific Beach, California


Posted 2007-07-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Can Take Them Home?

Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.

--Grafton Lakes State Park, New York


Posted 2007-06-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ah, Nature's Purifiers

Frat boy #1: Dude, look! A sea enema!
Frat boy #2: Dumbass, it's sea a-nenema.
Frat boy #1: Fuck. My bad.

--Sunset Bay, Oregon

Overheard by: Ahkuah Mahn


Posted 2007-06-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On

Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I'm gonna stay here a little -- have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That's how I roll.

--Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Overheard by: That's Not How I Roll


Posted 2007-05-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What Was L'Oreal Thinking With That 'Memories of the Gym Colour Riche'?

Girl: They should make people wear shoes on the beach.
Fratboy: Why?
Girl: It smells like toes.
Fratboy: It doesn't smell like toes. You're smelling your lipstick.

--Cannon Beach, Oregon


Posted 2006-07-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook