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We Know That Spidey-Sense Well

Drunk college student, spilling wine on herself: Oh great. Now I'm wet all over!
Drunk college boy nearby: What! Who said that!?

--Gold Coast, Australia


Posted 2008-06-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Total-Immersion Learning

Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study... Like a fish.

--Gold Coast, Australia


Posted 2008-06-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Possibly Because I Increase My Time at the Strip Club

College student to friend: I watch less porn when I have a girlfriend...I don't know why.

--Daytona Beach, Florida


Posted 2008-06-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Lived Happily Ever After

20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl's couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left...

--Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida


Posted 2008-05-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Naked. Like Now.

Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.

--South Beach bar, Miami, Florida


Posted 2007-08-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws

Italian girl: So, um... How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I'm not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something...
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!

--Point Pleasant, New Jersey

Overheard by: jerseygirl


Posted 2007-08-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Ball Popped Out of the Scrum

Frat boy: ... And I don't really know what happened! All of a sudden I was in an orgy... And you know what? It wasn't even all that good.

--Pacific Beach, California


Posted 2007-07-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Can Take Them Home?

Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.

--Grafton Lakes State Park, New York


Posted 2007-06-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ah, Nature's Purifiers

Frat boy #1: Dude, look! A sea enema!
Frat boy #2: Dumbass, it's sea a-nenema.
Frat boy #1: Fuck. My bad.

--Sunset Bay, Oregon

Overheard by: Ahkuah Mahn


Posted 2007-06-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On

Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I'm gonna stay here a little -- have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That's how I roll.

--Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Overheard by: That's Not How I Roll


Posted 2007-05-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What Was L'Oreal Thinking With That 'Memories of the Gym Colour Riche'?

Girl: They should make people wear shoes on the beach.
Fratboy: Why?
Girl: It smells like toes.
Fratboy: It doesn't smell like toes. You're smelling your lipstick.

--Cannon Beach, Oregon


Posted 2006-07-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook