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...So You're An, Um, Member Of the Same Club.
Frat guy #1: So he was dating her for a whole month before he realized she was a tranny. Even had sex with her twice, no clue.
Frat guy #2: There's no way he didn't know!
Frat guy #1: Well, he was drunk. And you went out with her before he did, so who are you to talk?
--Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: The WC
Broceans Before Hoceans, Right?
Frat boy to others: Duuuuuude, let's go in the brocean!
--New Jersey
Overheard by: Jersey Girl
How Dominatrices Get Started
College guy, passing campus soccer field: Kick those balls, girl!
--Long Beach, California
I'm Sure They Still Make De-Lousing Shampoo
Frat boy to girl walking by and ignoring him: Is it because of my hair? Cause I'll change that!
--Mission Beach, San Diego, California
May I Demonstrate?
Frat guy trying to get to house behind closed gate: Dude, what the hell?
Teen girl on balcony across street: Boy, to open that gate you gotta' open yo' legs!
--Seaside, Florida
Craig Learns That Some Things Only Sound Like Fun
Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.
--Daytona Beach, Florida
So If You Die, I'll Just Hit "Reset"
College guy: First of all, this isn't real life. This is vacation.
--Coco Cay, Bahamas
Overheard by: Madi
You Said I Could If I Was Good, Mom
Waspy overexcited college guy: And then after? Can we suck helium? Please!
--Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: kgw
Here, Talk to My Dad While I Go Throw Up
Drunk college girl to drunk college boy: We have the same cell phone...we have so much in common!
--Panama City, Florida
But They'd Immigrated to Sexas.
Random high school girl: So then I looked at her and said, "Shit, bitch, what's your fucking problem?"
Random high school guy: Were they Mexican?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Guy: Well, were they sexy Mexicans?
Girl: Yes, deary, they were Sexicans.
--Rat Beach, California
Overheard by: where can i find them?
That's the Last Time I'll Chug Non-Alcoholic Beer
Frat boy: Dude! I got so drunk last night that I got a temporary tattoo!
--Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Jon
A Man, a Plan, a Cannabis: Panama
(a convertible full of half-naked frat boys is stopped at a light)
Frat boys in unison: Marijuanamarijuanamarijuana!
--Panama City, Panama
We Know That Spidey-Sense Well
Drunk college student, spilling wine on herself: Oh great. Now I'm wet all over!
Drunk college boy nearby: What! Who said that!?
--Gold Coast, Australia
Total-Immersion Learning
Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study... Like a fish.
--Gold Coast, Australia
Possibly Because I Increase My Time at the Strip Club
College student to friend: I watch less porn when I have a girlfriend...I don't know why.
--Daytona Beach, Florida
And Lived Happily Ever After
20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl's couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left...
--Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida
Naked. Like Now.
Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.
--South Beach bar, Miami, Florida
Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws
Italian girl: So, um... How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I'm not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something...
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!
--Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Overheard by: jerseygirl
The Ball Popped Out of the Scrum
Frat boy: ... And I don't really know what happened! All of a sudden I was in an orgy... And you know what? It wasn't even all that good.
--Pacific Beach, California
You Can Take Them Home?
Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.
--Grafton Lakes State Park, New York
Ah, Nature's Purifiers
Frat boy #1: Dude, look! A sea enema!
Frat boy #2: Dumbass, it's sea a-nenema.
Frat boy #1: Fuck. My bad.
--Sunset Bay, Oregon
Overheard by: Ahkuah Mahn
But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On
Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I'm gonna stay here a little -- have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That's how I roll.
--Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Overheard by: That's Not How I Roll
What Was L'Oreal Thinking With That 'Memories of the Gym Colour Riche'?
Girl: They should make people wear shoes on the beach.
Fratboy: Why?
Girl: It smells like toes.
Fratboy: It doesn't smell like toes. You're smelling your lipstick.
--Cannon Beach, Oregon
