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We Know That Spidey-Sense Well
Drunk college student, spilling wine on herself: Oh great. Now I'm wet all over!
Drunk college boy nearby: What! Who said that!?
--Gold Coast, Australia
Total-Immersion Learning
Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study... Like a fish.
--Gold Coast, Australia
Possibly Because I Increase My Time at the Strip Club
College student to friend: I watch less porn when I have a girlfriend...I don't know why.
--Daytona Beach, Florida
And Lived Happily Ever After
20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl's couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left...
--Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida
Naked. Like Now.
Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.
--South Beach bar, Miami, Florida
Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws
Italian girl: So, um... How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I'm not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something...
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!
--Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Overheard by: jerseygirl
The Ball Popped Out of the Scrum
Frat boy: ... And I don't really know what happened! All of a sudden I was in an orgy... And you know what? It wasn't even all that good.
--Pacific Beach, California
You Can Take Them Home?
Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.
--Grafton Lakes State Park, New York
Ah, Nature's Purifiers
Frat boy #1: Dude, look! A sea enema!
Frat boy #2: Dumbass, it's sea a-nenema.
Frat boy #1: Fuck. My bad.
--Sunset Bay, Oregon
Overheard by: Ahkuah Mahn
But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On
Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I'm gonna stay here a little -- have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That's how I roll.
--Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Overheard by: That's Not How I Roll
What Was L'Oreal Thinking With That 'Memories of the Gym Colour Riche'?
Girl: They should make people wear shoes on the beach.
Fratboy: Why?
Girl: It smells like toes.
Fratboy: It doesn't smell like toes. You're smelling your lipstick.
--Cannon Beach, Oregon
