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Wife: Yeah, but think of all those Asian girls we fucked. Now think of their husbands and boyfriends...
Husband: Yeah... If I was one of those nerdy, ugly white guys I'd be pulling mad Oriental ass.
--Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: lora
Gotta Freak Out the Norms Whenever Possible
Group of valley girls, giggling: So you're bisexual, right?
Girl with piercings and multi-colored hair: Ummm... Yeah...?
Group of valley girls: So, what does that mean?!
Girl with piercings and multi-colored hair: Holy shit... Okay, you know what? Go ask your preacher.
--Centennial Beach, British Columbia, Canadia
Overheard by: shutterbug
You Were Listening to Coldplay
Teen boy: Fucking faggots!
Queer: How can he tell I'm gay?
Lesbo: How can he tell I'm a lesbian? What, do we exude a flamboyantly-homosexual aura or something? Fuck, we're cuddling with a member of the opposite gender, and people still know we're gay! Damn, it's like P.E. class all over again.
--Delta, British Columbia, Canadia
