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But If You Could, I'd Do It for Five Bucks

Hobo to another: You couldn't pay me to live in LA.

--Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: Howard

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Posted 2007-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I'm More Interested in His Daughters

Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!

--Ocean Beach, San Diego, California

Overheard by: Daryl

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Posted 2006-07-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

If Only There weren't Such a Grueling Application Process

Chick: Do you guys live here?
Guy #1: Yep, right over there.
Chick: And what about you?
Guy #2: No, I don't live here.
Chick: Where do you live?
Guy #2: Everywhere. I'm a hobo.
Chick: No, you're not.
Guy #2: Yes, I'm a hobo. I sleep on the beach, and I eat out of trash cans. I'm a hobo.
Chick: I want to be a hobo.

--San Diego, California

Overheard by: Supercharger

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Posted 2006-07-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook