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The Obesity Epidemic is Starting Younger and Younger, You Know
Vendor: Okay, here's your small fries and Diet Coke. Will that be all?
Lady: That's a Diet Coke, right?
Vendor: Right, I just poured it. Diet Coke.
Lady: You're sure? Diet? Not regular?
Vendor: That's right. It's Diet Coke.
Lady: Because I'm pregnant and I don't want to harm my baby, so I can only have Diet Coke until my due date.
--Garry Point, Richmond, British Columbia, Canadia
Overheard by: appalled customer waiting for fish and chips
This Just in: Queen of Universe Issues Rules for Beachwear
Preggers: They really shouldn't let fat people go here. It's disgusting with their stomachs all poking and out and shit. At least make them wear a shirt!
Other chick: You're seven months pregnant and wearing a bikini. Doesn't that include you, too?
Preggers: Shut up, bitch. Of course I don't count. Guys dig sexy pregnant women.
--Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: Glynnis O
