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And I Was Going to Save That for Marriage

Preppy white girl to black guy: You just jizzed on my arm and I don't even know you like that yet...

--Tampa, Florida

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Posted 2010-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Beginner's Mind Has Many Possibilities

Incredibly preppy college student: Oh my god! We're on the bus! This is where the magic happens!

--Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Bemused High School Student

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Posted 2010-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Your Editors Blame Australian Beer

Preppy girl: So about this swine flu thing... like, who would want to have sex with a pig?

--Melbourne, Australia

Overheard by: Kermit

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Posted 2009-10-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Then It Won't Bother You So Much When I Lick My Anus

Preppy girl: Just close your eyes and envision me as a black lab puppy.

--Virginia Beach, Virginia

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Posted 2009-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Why Won't Anyone Believe Me?

Preppy 30-something guy: I mean, all the clubs in Europe are naked clubs now. (pause) Seriously, like, everybody's naked!

--Indian Wells Beach, New York

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Posted 2008-08-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Not Our Sort at All

Preppy guy #1: God, this place totally sucks.
Preppy guy #2: No, it's fine. You just need to embrace your inner boat person.
Preppy guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are motor boat people.

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

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Posted 2007-04-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Actually, She Sold Me for a Much Better Camera Than That

Spanish teen: Yo, mami, how 'bout I take a picture of me and you with that camera?
Preppy chick: How 'bout you're not touching my camera?
Spanish teen: Oh, ouch! I'll let you hold my phone. It's worth lots!
Preppy chick: This camera is probably worth more than you are to your own mother.

--Bayfront Beach, Hamilton, Ontario, Canadia

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Posted 2006-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook