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Preppy guy #1: God, this place totally sucks.
Preppy guy #2: No, it's fine. You just need to embrace your inner boat person.
Preppy guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are motor boat people.
--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Spanish teen: Yo, mami, how 'bout I take a picture of me and you with that camera?
Preppy chick: How 'bout you're not touching my camera?
Spanish teen: Oh, ouch! I'll let you hold my phone. It's worth lots!
Preppy chick: This camera is probably worth more than you are to your own mother.
--Bayfront Beach, Hamilton, Ontario, Canadia