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We Know That Spidey-Sense Well

Drunk college student, spilling wine on herself: Oh great. Now I'm wet all over!
Drunk college boy nearby: What! Who said that!?

--Gold Coast, Australia

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Posted 2008-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Total-Immersion Learning

Drunk college boy: Come get drunnnk!
Sober college girl: Nah I have a massive exam tomorrow, I gotta study.
Drunk college boy: Study... Like a fish.

--Gold Coast, Australia

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Posted 2008-06-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Lived Happily Ever After

20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl's couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left...

--Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida

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Posted 2008-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

She Says We Got Married

College girl on cell: Last night? I don't remember what happened last night! All I know is I woke up naked spooning with Claire!

--Wildwood, New Jersey

Overheard by: The Classy Girls Vacation in Jersey

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Posted 2007-04-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

In the Ass

Sorority girl: He's fucking GAY! How the fuck am I supposed to fuck a fucking gay guy?!

--Galveston, Texas

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Posted 2006-10-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook