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Perhaps, but What's Your Excuse?
Sketchy salesman: Hey, pretty ladies!
American girls: [Ignore him.]
Sketchy salesman: Stop being so American! That's why you're single!
--Playa del Carmen, Mexico
Overheard by: PlayaChicas
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But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On
Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I'm gonna stay here a little -- have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That's how I roll.
--Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Overheard by: That's Not How I Roll
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That's Why Jim Beam Has Been on My Training Table for Years
Spring break girl #1, holding cereal: I think I'll have this for breakfast.
Spring break girl #2: I'm having alcohol for breakfast.
Spring break girl #1, putting cereal back: Oooh, good idea!
--Panama City Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Lsquared
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