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Holding It in Is Great for the Glutes
Fitness instructor, to participant complaining of leg cramps: Make sure you get a banana in you before you head to work.
--Crescent Bay Park, Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: JD
We'll Just Follow Him Up the Food Chain to the Bigger Fish That Are His Suppliers
Professor: Are you guys working or just following a stingray?
Student #1: Working!
Student #2: Um...
Student #3: Both.
Professor: Both?
Student #3: We're using the stingray to randomly decide where to take our next sample. They eat invertebrates -- it's like a divining rod!
--Fergie Shoals, Florida
Overheard by: Justification is for the geeky
Surely There Is an Establishment with That Name
Professor #1: Where are you going?
Professor #2, with group of freshmen: Oh, y'know, Friday afternoon -- just heading down to the bar.
Professor #1: Um...
Professor #2: The sand bar.
--Eckerd College, St. Petersburg, Florida
Overheard by: I love my major.
Hope You're Studying up for Thursday's Dung-Flinging Quiz
Professor to group of girls covered in whitish goo: What happened to you?
Girl #1: Egg sac war.
Girl #2 and Girl #3: Yeah.
Professor: ... Ugh.
Guy: I love this class.
--Fort DeSoto Beach, Florida
Overheard by: There's nothing like lab in the field
Want Some Pot?
Camp counselor: Hurry up, or you'll be left behind!
Kid: Then I'd get to stay here. Awesome!
Camp counselor: Frankly, it's my last day, so I really don't care.
--Third Beach, Newport, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Bored Beyond the Beach
