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"...Hand Over Your Karma and No One Gets Hurt."
Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said...
--Seal Beach, California
I Wonder If He Realizes He'll Never Go Back?
Skinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend's huge black brother is walking behind him: I don't know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick!
--Robert Moses, New York
Overheard by: Zep
And Stay Out of Iowa
Black guy playing drums, smiling at toddler nearby: Hi, sweetie. What you thinkin'? [Passing white lady tourist takes picture, and black guy frowns.] I respect you, too! Do I take a picture of you at the insurance office in Iowa?!
White lady tourist: Well, I--
Black guy: --Step off, bitch! [Turns back to little girl] Don't grow up to be like her, baby girl.
--Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: This place sure has changed since the 80s
My Doctor Told Me Some Sun Would Be Therapeutic for It
White girl: So, what are you doing in Miami?
Black guy: We're here for the pussy.
--South Beach, Miami, Florida
And Yet Here We Are...
White girl #1: I can feel the sun eating away my paleness!
White girl #2: I was going to say I can feel the sun busting apart my DNA...
--Caye Caulker, Belize
'Do What Thou Wilt,' I Told It
Lady: I am completely at peace with my salad.
--Manteo, North Carolina
Overheard by: Sarah J
At the Stupid Human Tricks Semifinals
Man to family: You should have seen her! She was pooping sandcastles!
--Jersey Shore, New Jersey
Overheard by: Chris
You Are? I Just Thought You Tanned All Year
Girl on cell: What? Baby, what are you talking about? Why would you want to adopt a Negro?
--Clearwater, Florida
Overheard by: Hana
But When That Nasty Cold Passes, Definitely!
Woman: Is there anything we haven't done yet?
Man: I haven't fucked you with an electric toothbrush.
Woman: You're sick.
--Santa Cruz, California
The Sun Finally Finished with That Chick
White muscle head to black muscle head friend: Hey, bro! You got tan! How'd you do that?
--Robert Moses State Park, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Cara
Yet We Can't Seem to Keep You Off Our Island
American tourist, to black islander carving a sculpture from a log: You people are so talented!
--Straw Market, Nassau, Bahamas
Overheard by: Dumbfounded Tourist
It's a Special Frequency that Only Bitches Can Hear
Black thug: Look at the tits and ass on that one.
White girl to friend: I think he thinks 'cause he's speaking gangsta I can't hear him.
--Hamilton Beach, Ontario, Canadia
Overheard by: Steph
On the Other Hand, if Her Nails are Fake...
Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach.
White guy #1: She is pretty hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.
White guy #2: Chicks like that always have some huge black dude waiting to beat your ass for looking at them.
White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.
White guy #2: How?
White guy #1: Her tits are fake.
--South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: PS
