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<p>Guy: My god, what is that?<br />
Chick: What?<br />
Guy: This thing here. Medical waste is washing up on the shore.<br />
Chick: What are you talking about?<br />
Guy: Right there. It's a breast implant.<br />
Chick: It's a jellyfish, you ninny.<br />
Guy: ... I wondered why there were so many.</p>
<p>--Jersey Shore, New Jersey</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jun 26, 2006