<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000116.html">See, It's Sacred, and that's Why the Gays Don't Deserve It</a></b><br/> <p>Honeymooning hubby: Honey, do you want a drink?<br/>Absentminded wifey, reading: Sure.<br/>Honeymooning hubby: Do you want a sandwich?<br/>Absentminded wifey: Whatever.<br/>Honeymooning hubby, exasperated: Will you give me a massage?<br/>Absentminded wifey: Whatever.<br/>Attractive blonde stranger: I'll give you a massage, hottie.<br/>Absentminded wifey, looking up from her book: Back off, he's mine [she goes back to her book].<br/>Honeymooning hubby, whispering to blonde: So... Can I meet you later, then?<br/><br/>--Hilton Head, South Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: eager ears</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jul 13, 2006