<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000140.html">The House Used to Belong to a Black Man</a></b><br/>
<p>Lady: You have an awfully long deck.<br/>Homeowner: Thanks... Oh, you said '<i>deck</i>.'<br/><br/>--Topsail Island, North Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jim</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Jul 17, 2006