<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000254.html">The Smiths' Early Forays Into Swinging Were Clumsy and Ineffectual</a></b><br/>
<p>World's best wife: Honey, twelve o'clock.<br/>Clueless husband: Huh? No, it's not. It's two-thirty.<br/>World's best wife: I mean <em>twelve o'clock</em>.<br/>Clueless husband: I don't get you.<br/>World's best wife: Look straight ahead.<br/>Clueless husband: Why?<br/>World's best wife: <em>Look at the hot chick right in front of you! Look! Look!</em><br/>Clueless husband: Oh!...Niiice.<br/><br/>--Grand Beach, Manitoba</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Aug 5, 2006