<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000261.html">Like a Bump and Grind Moron, or a Quick Fingerbang Moron?</a></b><br/> <p>Guy #1: Have you ever had sex on the beach?<br/>Guy #2: The drink or actual sex?<br/>Guy #1: Actual sex.<br/>Guy #2: With a girl?<br/>Guy #1: What the hell else would I mean?! Yeah, with a girl!<br/>Guy #2: Like, actually having sex on the sand, like, right here.<br/>Guy #1: Yeah, like in the sand with a girl on the beach, having sex.<br/>Guy #2: You mean, like, full-on bump and grind sex or a quick fingerbang?<br/>Guy #1: Sex, man, sex!<br/>Guy #2: Because there are many types of sex, like anal and oral...<br/>Guy #1: <em>Full fucking sex!</em> Just answer the question! <em>Have you had sex on the beach?</em> Jesus!<br/>Guy #2: No, man, I haven't.<br/>Guy #1: You're a fucking moron.<br/><br/>--Panama City, Florida<br/><br/>Overheard by: walking behind them trying not to bust a gut </p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Aug 7, 2006