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<p>"Jews for Jesus" guy: You like Superman? Take this pamphlet. Read it with all your friends. It will be story time!<br/><br/>Hands out pamphlet that metaphorically describes Jesus as Superman.<br/><br/>Girl: I didn't realize Jews worshipped Superman.<br/><br/>--Jones Beach, New York</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Aug 8, 2006