<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000377.html">Your Grandfather and I Turned Out Okay</a></b><br/>
<p>Grandmother: So you're not in a fight anymore?<br/>Little boy, hugging little girl: We're gettting married!<br/>Grandmother: But you're cousins.<br/>Little boy: No, I mean when we're older.<br/>Grandmother: But you'll still be...Never mind.<br/><br/>--Ortley Beach, New Jersey</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Sep 6, 2006