<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000387.html">But Don't Tell Him About the Time We Fucked!</a></b><br/> <p>Chick #1: You were a complete whore last night.<br/>Chick #2: Look who's talking! Do I have to mention the time you let Derek go down on you?<br/>Chick #1: Bitch! That guy over there can hear you!<br/>Chick #2: So what?<br/>Chick #1: Listen to how you're talking about me and my brother. He's gonna think I'm a complete skank!<br/>Chick #2: I said <i>Derek.</i> He didn't know who the fuck Derek was until you opened your fuckin' mouth.<br/>Chick #1: Uh, yeah, I guess you're right...<br/><br/>--Panama City Beach, Florida<br/><br/>Overheard by: That guy over there</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Sep 11, 2006