<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000421.html">First They Blow You Up, Then They Patch You Up</a></b><br/>
<p>Teen: What's Hezbollah?<br/>Dad: Well, it's hard to explain. They're a terrorist paramilitary organization, but they're also a humanitarian social services organization. They're sort of like the Super Wal-Mart of the Middle East.<br/><br/>--Old Orchard Beach, Maine</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Sep 28, 2006