<b><a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000423.html">If the Rest of It Exhibits the Same Level of Creativity, Then No</a></b><br/>
<p>Dude #1: You know, that guy we call <i>Ass.</i><br/>Dude #2: You call the guy <i>Ass</i>? Why?<br/>Dude #1: Because he smells like ass. Do you want to hear the rest of my story or not?<br/><br/>--Plum Island, Massachusetts</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/">Overheard at the Beach</a>, Sep 29, 2006